Get your Walter Ego!
Say bye-bye to reply guys, by pretending to be a kindly old white man.
X has limited access for apps since Walter Ego was first made. Walter Ego was last confirmed working on 6th May 2025, but this could change at any time. Sorry!
Connect walterego.golf with your X (formerly Twitter) account to replace your name and profile image with an old white man, whenever you need a break!
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Sport mode! 🏎
The free service will assign you a new name and profile image randomly from the 20 stock carefully curated fake old white men, whenever you ask. The upcoming paid for sport mode comes with these added extras:
Save your existing profile info so it’s easy to switch back.
Preview your old white man before updating your profile.
Update your bio and background image too.
Go beyond the stock men for a more unique profile.
If you find a profile you really like, save it as your favorite to use them again. They can be like your signature old white man.
Do you know what you’re about to say is going to attract the wrong sort of attention? Set an automatic timer right before you tweet, so you get all the benefit of using Walter Ego without having to change your profile back yourself later.
Automatically switch profile when you receive a high number of replies from accounts with low followers and egg profile images.
A paternal bot gently but firmly sets your chosen reply-guy straight. Some people won’t listen to anyone else.